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Hench-Clan Hag
4 Mana “5/5” have 2 Minions that are everything is pretty good. Use the Amalgams for Mechs for Magnetic purposes, Pirates for… Pirate things, or Murlocs to make a fat board. hell you can een kinda use it for Beast Hunter, with the combo of Timber Wolf or Hyena. The list goes on.
Now all we need is a Reversal Hench-Clan Hag were the Amalgams in your hand however, then it would effect the Benifits for Dragons as well, which would have been better in my opinion but, Hey. Beggars can’t be choosers.
Overall I am very Interested as to what Hag can pull off. And which decks is it going to aim for first.
Dimensional Ripper
Woecleaver and Gather your Party don’t exist anymore unless it’s wild
Dimensional Ripper
Now I know that a lot of players don’t like this card very much, but just Remember that Big Warrior used to be a thing along with Boomship, and boy were they scary in that meta. So when people have gaven this card 2 Stars, I believe it’s becuase from what I can tell, is that “Big Warrior Meta is Dead” as of in the current meta that we are in. Another factor to take is that Big Warrior had also lost a lot of it’s power from 2-3 Cards: Bloodrazor, Reckless Flurry and maybe Unidentified shield. With that said, The Boomship itself is going to be Retiring as well in a Year’s time, and it’s going to be interesting what Warrior is going to do at that time, but that’s a Long road to take, we barely just managed to almost start the Rise of Shadows.
So with all that said of people trashing this card for whatever apparent reason, Will Big Warrior or Boomship Warrior make a comeback because of Dimensional Ripper? Find out in about 1-6+ Weeks give or take.
Aranasi Broodmother
I just see another clone of Applebaum Tree, expect it has the Opposite effect. Instead of a Deathrattle, it’s not even a Battlecry, it’s when you draw this card. So in Theroy it’s actually a worse version of Applebaum. Boy, is this card barely going to see any play.
Even if Warlock had some sort of Shuffle effect along with Brood Mother, I’d still say that it’s too slow. It’s trying to become a Poorman’s Jeklik. 2 Stars, just because MAYBE some Warlocks out would see some experimentation for like the first 3-7 days or so, then nobody plays it up until 4 months at least, or if some crazy Meta comes out and it spikes the power of Brood Mother.
Call to Adventure
I like to think of this card as a “3 mana 2/2, draw the lowest costed minion in your hand.” Reminds me very much of Witchwood Piper in that scene as well. But I do think that this card will see some sort of experimentation, maybe along with Witchwood Piper included, so that way you can draw out 4 of your “worthless” lategame minions, when it’s turn 10+ or so, if you happen to be unlucky.
I think sadly, You can’t use cards like Sarione Taskmaster because it’s going to be a “4 Mana 3/4 make a 0/3 for your opponent, which is the reason why people have a bad tease in their mouths, which is fair enough, but considering that you no longer need to worry about that 1 Mana 2/3 in your Lategame, I think it’s better to make a below-average minion in your hand and out of your deck, then having the chances of drawing that card with no benefits.
I’d give it 4 Stars for me, since I LOVE Witchwood Piper, and I love Paladin no longer being an Idiot with Baku Anymore, so it’s the reason why I’m going to love this card as well.
Big Bad Archmage
More or less likely, You Average 6 Mana Random Minion is going to be a “Summon a 6-Mana 5/5 Battlecry: Gain a chance for a Random Adapt” So think of this Minon as a 10 Mana “11/11”, which isn’t toooo bad. I think the fear as of why people hate this card in standard, but don’t mind it in Arena, is because they are afird of making that 3/4 do nothing card, give or take. And yeah I can see that faear myself, but I don’t think you are looking at the odds of how manny times that card is going to actually make that 3/4. I haven’t done my homework proberply for this, but I’d say give a chance of about 33% or so that it’s going to be a bad card, 34% chance it’s going to be a decent body card, and 33% Chance that it’s going to be a good card in terms of stats. You could be lucky and get a 5/12 gg ez, or you could get a 2/2 that can make a 7/7. Or you could be unfortunetly and really have a feelsbad day with that 3/4 do nothing card. But I think people aren’t giving Big Bad Archmage a fair shot, in my opinion. I’m still going to give a 3-star card, since I don’t know how truly Powerful or god awful it is, but it at least deserves a shot.
Tak Nozwhisker
Don’t like it. Even though there are actual cards out there such as Togwaggle’s Scheme, Having a 6/6 for 7 mana, and also us assuming that we also need to use Elekk, is wehre we going to relate from the most. You would need to wait for at least 2-3 turns with Toggwaggle’s Scheme before Tak Nozwhisker can become a fairly useful card.
It’s not that the Card is bad, but the Card is enforcing you to play Control Rouge that feels too slow for my tastes.
Archmage Vargoth
Just rad the Text again: “Cast a Spell you’ve casted this turn.”
Dammit. But I’ll still Oblige to what I said. It’s just that I’m sometimes an idiot when it comes to reading.
Point being is that as long as you have this card, It’s going to serve you very VERY well.
Archmage Vargoth
Grand Archivist 2.0.
You play this with at least Drawing 2 Cards and all of a sudden you can make a Murloc or Tempo Deck for any Class. Now Everyone can have their own Aluenth!
You Play nothing but Flamestrike for Example and all of a sudden you control the board.
There’s just so much good stuff that Archmage Vargoth can do. He’s just too good to be handed out as “JuSt AnOtHeR TeCh CaRd”. Absolute 4 Star Card in terms of how you want to play the card, but in terms of Power, easily 5 stars or even 6 stars. if he’s that good. (As long he doesn’t die of course.)
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Nine Lives
“Oblivitron is a trash card” They said.
“1/2 Stars” they gave it.
Oblivitron: Hold my beer.
I don’t know what Galvadon is smoking, but I want some of that.