WTF is this deck? It has multiple anti-synergies and no apparent win condition apart from just… control I guess?

Nah, you’re just bad at the game.

You’d have to TRY your hardest to purposely lose to do that horrifically bad with this deck hahahaha!

What do you disagree with? Did you hit rank 1 legend with Res Priest? No? That’s what I thought.