Rormiester's Comments
To My Side!
I was legitimately under the impression that hearthstonetopdecks was hacked when I saw this card. Very low power level
Crushing Walls
I love the design of this card but hate the fact that it will never see play
Druid of the Swarm
Bro I feel bad for silverback Patriarch this is a 2 mana 1/5 taunt at least with a situational ability.
Acolyte of Agony
Anyone notice that blizzard likes to test out new card text with 3 or 4 mana 3/3’s?
Examples:
Soot Spewer with mechs, Dragonhawk Rider with inspire, Tomb Spider with discover, Kabal Chemist with the gangs, Cyclopcian Horror for whatever Old Gods had in mind for that trash card, Thunder Lizard for Elementals, and FINALLY this priest cards that would be better in any other class (like most priest cards) for lifesteal.
Skulking Geist
Throwback to when kripp jokingly showcased a card that would destroy all jade golem cards in the opponent’s deck.
If this control meta is on the rise, this WILL be a must run for 1 copy in every deck for like a month until the dust settles.
Obsidian Statue
99% Chance Kripp will disregard because it costs 9 mana.
To be honest this card would be better in Every single other class than priest ( yet that seems to be a trend for priest) Even at that this is killer against midrange and tempo decks and will also be helpful against any more aggressive deck that can not burn out by turn 8 or 9. If this supposed control meta is on the rise than it will not be nearly as good as it looks but that’s hearthstone for ya.
Best 9 mana card since Majordomo
7.75/10
Bearshark
Neither of these animals belong on a frozen tundra in Northrend
But this card belongs in my beast hunter deck
Moorabi
You don’t need to freeze many minions for this to be effective. Freezing your own minions with Cryostasis is a cool Idea.
As shamans always say
Less is Moor.
Gnomeferatu
Gnomeferatsu: 2 mana 2/3: cause combo deck players to fall into a fit of uncontrollable screeching.
One day I will be playing Highlander Mage (yes it still exists somewhat) for a quest and this wonderful cards wil steal my kazakus and I WILL L O S E M Y M A R B L E S.
But that’s good card design and interesting stuff from a game that has been painfully predictable in the high ranks lately. (the pirate warrior who top decked first mate to kill me with a rusty hook when we both had one health last week in ranked and bm’d I will FIND YOU.)
Hadronox
Blizzard in TGT: Hey guys look at this cool B O L S T E R thing it’s going to be a game changer for warriors right! And don’t forget about Beast Druid oh boy it’s going to dominate!
Nothing happens
Three expansions later: Welcome to Karazhan! On your left you’ll find two OP beast Druid cards and over here is an anti aggro taunt tool (pls use my bolster). Have fun with your new meta-defining archetypes!!!
Nothing happens
Two expansions pass…..: Alright Screw it Druid all your cards cost 0 and are beasts and warriors get to be RAGNAROS with their taunts just pls win for us (rip bolster)
Only Taunt Warrior works
Blizzard: Wait…HOLD THE PHONE… TAUNT … DRUID.
*slaps taunt on every Druid card*
Hey anything can happen, maybe taunt beast Druid will work and Ben Brode can sleep safe at night knowing his Druid beasts are in good hands. In any case looks like fun to play.
Phantom Freebooter
T H I S ? C A R D ? D O E S ? N O T ? N E E D ? T O ? E X I S T ?
Pirate decks are already the guy who feels the need to join and ruin every conversation of hearthstone. All criticisms of the meta aside this could be a solid replacement for Naga Corsair and contest Bloodsail Cultist in Warrior for the 4 mana slot. Ladies and gentlemen: prep your Golakka crawlers because Bloodsail Raider’s big (spectral) sister is here.
Far sight but you see farther