OinarLeBonker's Comments
Blackrock 'n' Roll
“It’s like Lor’themar but 2 turns earlier”, “Double stats for 5 mana, insane” Shut the **** up!
This card is the most garbage card i have EVER seen for warrior in all of Hearthstones HISTORY! I feel bad for warrior mains, because the card has some seriously cool cards, they’re just rubbish at best and contributes to suicidal thoughts at worst.
Screaming Banshee
It looks scary, but it also looks underwhelming for a turn 5. Turn 5 is a turn where you’d like to do a bit more against an aggro deck. This card is very flexible and high value though, so might see play.
Starlight Groove
It’s slightly better than that, but i agree, this is highly overrated.
Rin, Orchestrator of Doom
The fact that this is a deathrattle card makes it exploitable. Warlock has the ability to resurrect it and double down on the deathrattle. Now, idk if that’s good, but it sure sounds fun!
Record Scratcher
I hate the card name, i hate the effect. Can’t deny that it has the potential to be broken though. But it also has a hefty requirement.
Photographer Fizzle
Definitely a cool idea, one that i’m going to try to make viable, but i doubt this card will be the reason for my victories. A really cool card though.
Power Chord: Synchronize
Seance saw a bunch of play, this is a seance with a possible upside. 5/5
Opera Soloist
Looks pretty bad. I have no idea why people are rating it so high. 3 damage rarely clears a board, and when it doesn’t it might just die to an unfavorable trade (favorable for you opponent lol). this card is a 2/5.
Outfit Tailor
Reminds me of fungalmancer, which was played a lot in it’s time. This is 2 mana cheaper and buffs one minion. It’s much stronger than fungalmancer though because you don’t have the condition of needing 2 minions on board, and you can immediately buff your 1 or 2 drop. A great aggro card.
Idol's Adoration
Low cost, no conditions, highly flexible, can be squeezed into turns where you otherwise couldn’t use your hero power, can be tutored if it’s essential in a combo. 4/5.
Counterfeit Blade
No you don’t, just don’t play that card. It’s wild after all. You don’t need that stupid standard card.
Maestra of the Masquerade
It would be more viable if it were to say “until you draw this” or something in that direction. It would still trick the opponent at first, and the opponent might have to remind him/herself that this is a rogue, not a priest, until this is drawn. It would also fit more into burgle that way, since you could play a rogue quest etc.
Two-Faced Investor
As soon as i get my hand on this card im going to make a resurrect priest with this minion. It’s going to be horrible. I love it.
The Rat King
I think that this card is absolutely insane. It’s so easy for hunters to play/summon 5 minions. They can almost trigger this every turn, and getting a rush minion revived every turn or even every other turn means that the opponent has no chance of winning that board.
If the game is going the direction that blizzard said they wanted it to go, then board presence is the only way of winning consistently, and this card does so with a basic requirement that almost all decks (specially hunter decks) fulfill.
Persistent Peddler
Sooo… Demon hunters now have the deathrattle combos (Best scenarios):
1. Razorboar –> Razorboar –> Razorfen Beastmaster –> Razorfen Beastmaster –> Persistent Peddler –> Persistent Peddler
2. Razorboar –> Razorboar –> Razorfen Beastmaster –> Razorfen Beastmaster –> Devouring Ectoplasm –> 2/2 adventurer (with bonus effect)
3. Razorboar –> Razorboar –> Razorfen Beastmaster –> Razorfen Beastmaster –> Renowned Performer –> 2x 1/1 Assistants with taunt
4. Razorboar –> Razorboar –> Razorfen Beastmaster –> Razorfen Beastmaster –> Felrattler
Worst scenarios (except pulling nothing at all):
1. Razorboar –> Felrattler/Devouring Ectoplasm/Renowned Performer
2. Razorboar –> Persistent Peddler –> Persistent Peddler
3. Razorboar –> Razorfen Beastmaster –> Felrattler/Devouring Ectoplasm/Renowned Performer
4. Razorboar –> Razorfen Beastmaster –> Persistent Peddler –> Persistent Peddler
My point?
It’s all so incredibly consistent that it’s actually not consisten anymore. It’s consistant… With an a… As in always happens.
Runed Mithril Rod
The fact that this weapon is rare and not legendary makes this so much scarier.
Pandaren Importer
The reason why i don’t think this is as good as a basic discover is because, of course i’m going to include good viable spells in my deck! DUH! This card annoys me. Just don’t make discover cards.
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