Gadgetzan Gazette Final Edition Page 2 – First Bank of Gadgetzan Opens Under New Management!

Here’s the second page of the final edition of The Gadgetzan Gazette! If you missed the first page check it out here.

Record Number of New Loans Issued

A clear indicator of Gadgetzan’s booming economy. The First Bank of Gadgetzan re-opened for business toady under new ownership: a partnership of one! The unusual new owner of the bank is a two-headed ogre, Don Han’Cho, and if his gleaming new bank building is any clue, it seems that two heads really are better than one. The fully renovated structure features new high-security vaults and the latest goblin anti-theft technology, and the proud owner pledges that the citizens of Gadgetzan couldn’t possibly put their valuables in better hands. Smartly dress in half suit, half vest, the new proprietor of the First Bank of Gadgetzan’s left head (which goes by the name of Cho) had this to say after cutting the ribbon: “Dis Bank good. Plenty of dough.” His right head, named Han, continued: “Please pardon my associate’s rough manners. I am proud to say that the First Bank of Gadgetzan will serve as a symbol of wealth and opportunity for all of Gadgetzan’s citizens. If you are one of those wealth and opportunity for all of Gadgetzan’s citizens. If you are one of those wealth seeking opportunists, come see us; we’ll beat ANY competitor.”