Standard Pandemonium Druid

I’m writing this journal to you from the depths of Rank 20. Using this deck is a curse upon you and your lands. The combo is delicious while it lasts, and awful when it fails. Legend has it of a man who could reach Legend using this meme deck, but alas he was not I. On the chance that you are him, I am leaving this journal as hope that you will find it and survive. (This is unlikely because I’m pretty sure the one who can reach Legend with this is Disguised Toast, but maybe it’s you.)

Eons ago, when the Old Gods fell and the streets got mean, this deck rose like a phoenix from the ashes of the Malygos Yogg Druid. It has traveled under many different guises – Kun OTK, Aviana Kuhn, Malygos Kun, Aggro, and even variations of the monstrous Jade Druid. Now, it has shed its cloak and revealed it’s true form. Two beasts, banished to the Disenchanted realm for their strange interactions, have risen and exist to destroy the opponent. They are the forbidden – Mayor Noggenfogger and Nozdormu. Together, they create a cocktail of pain for your opponent.

When the turn timer begins to collapse in on itself as Nozdormu bends the sands of time, Mayor Noggenfogger will delay and confuse them. The animations of the randomness will slow your opponent’s turn, and the panic caused by it will cause them to not do anything. This will allow you to build your board, and go in for the final kill on your opponent.

This is not, however, the only power this deck can have over your opponent. The limitless power of the abyss shall swallow them, and they shall be cleansed. There is no agent better to summon this limitless power than that of Yogg-Saron, Hopes End. When it hits the board, the limitless power of spells combined with the randomness of Noggenfogger shall create the legendary Yoggenfogger combo that has been searched for for centuries. Watch in thrill and fear as everything random is even more random and lives are changed in the blink of an eye.

When summoning an abyss of power, there is no better move than to make it much, much more powerful. The power of the Dragon Army shall be flying with you in your journey through the power of the deck, and Malygos will serve as a focusing glass for the beam of destruction coursing through your veins. The power of Yoggenfogger can be made limitless with the extra damage it shall deal, and the power of the spells of this deck can be focused straight onto the face for a Hunter lifestyle. Imagine, if you will, casting both Moonfires and both Living Roots onto the face. 30 damage shall be dealt, and your opponent shall be cleansed from this earth.

The power of these gods is nearly limitless, but it comes at a very high cost. There are two agents of extreme power that serve to counteract this cost – Kun, the Forgotten King, and Aviana. Simply place Aviana into the battlefield, and harness the Mana of Kuhn to have full Mana Crystals to release the now less costly forces of power onto the board.

All of these components of extreme power can combine to create the ultimate combo of power unto your opponent to wipe him from Azeroth. First, you must unleash Aviana and Kun onto the board. Then, you shall release Malygos, to focus your power into an unstopabble ray of destruction. This is where your options split into two paths of total power.

If you have the resources of spells, you can take the boring route of simply concentrating raw power into the face. Shoot them with enhanced spells to quickly drop them to zero, and claim your reward.

If you prefer to exert your dominance, Mayor Noggenfogger and Nozdormu should be summoned onto the battlefield. If you have the resources and the power, you can then release Yogg and watch the carnage. Otherwise, end your turn and watch the carnage.

I hope you have better luck with this deck then I do, my friend. The power coursed through my veins, and burned me to a crisp. Godspeed, and may you reach Legend.