Mulligans
Win conditions:
1. Reduce the mana cost of Gonk to 0 – Play him with Floop + Faceless for 9 mana. Play any combination of Buff attack spells for your remainding mana (ex. 2x Pounce, 1x Claw). Kill a minion = get 3 new attacks, kill two minions = get 5 more attacks. Hit Face for lethal.
2. Draw Gonk. Get him Killed. Resummon Gonk twice with Witching hour. Or Witching + Floop/Faceless. Repeat process above.
3. Repeat any of the above with Twig equipped. Get 10 more mana to spend on fancy stuff, e.g. more Gonks or more attack buffs.
4. Cheat out Gonk with aforementioned techniques. Play Leeroy. Kill the two 1/1s to get more attacks and at the same time push 6 more damage to face.
Still uncertain how to put all the 1-offs in the deck. You could certainly play around with Spirit, Naturalize, Predatory Instincts, Faceless and UI. And even more cards. This deck totally lacks early minion pressure which almost guaranteed a very bad thing. Just thorycrafting though.
This deck could also run 0 Witching Hours and instead include Malfurion and Spreading Plagues, but that wasn’t as much fun as this is…