ARE YOU SOME KIND OF WILD ANIMAL? A NEANDERTHAL OF SORTS?

BUILD THIS LOAD OF REFUSE, LOCK AND LOAD IT FOR THE HOTTEST LOSS-STREAK YOU’VE EVER LAID YOUR VIRGIN EYES UPON, AND WORRY NOT- NO LORD [OUR SAVIOR] WILL EMERGE FROM THOSE YIELDING PUPILS

DON’T MULL FOR YOUR WIN CONDITION YOU MONGOLOID, MULL FOR YOUR Luna's Pocket Galaxy AND BIDE TIME UNTIL YOU CAN SLAP THAT LITTLE BITCH DOWN ON THE BOARD FOR ****V A L U A B L E  O U T C O M E S****

THE GOAL IS TO not DRAW LEEROY, ANOMALIES, BONEMARE OR MALYGOS BEFORE USING LUNAS. IF YOU HAVE CARD DRAW IN HAND, DON’T JUST USE IT LIKE SOME KIND OF HYPODERMIC NEEDLE YOU INSUFFERABLE ADDICT. INSTEAD, USE IT AFTER YOU PLAY Luna's Pocket Galaxy TO OPTIMIZE THE REDUCTION IN YOUR DECK

HERE ARE YOUR LETHAL COMBOS, YOU MANGY BRAINLET:

LEEROY + bONEMARE + 2X MOLTEN IMAGE = 30 DMG/ 10 MANA

 MALY + FIREBALL + 2X FROST BOLT = 27 DMG/ 9 MANA

COSMIC + MALY + 2X FROST BOLT + FIREBALL = 33DMG/ 10 MANA

AND THE LIST GOES ON. MILLIONS OF COMBINATIONS, DOZENS OF IQ POINTS. WHAT CAN YOU CREATE? Roblox™, it’s in the game.

AT LEAST A 22% CHANCE OF WINNING. WOW!

STOP ADDING ME IN GAME

I’M ALWAYS FIRST TO LOSERS BRACKET WITH THIS BAD BOY, CAUSE IF U AIN’T FIRST, YOU’RE LAST!