Scorp-o-matic
Scorp-o-matic is a 2 Mana Cost Rare Neutral Minion Mech card from the Kobolds and Catacombs set!
Card Text
Battlecry: Destroy a minion with 1 or less Attack.
Flavor Text
Back in my day, we had to manually scorp.- Mana Cost: 2
- Attack: 1
- Health: 2
- Crafting Cost: 100 / 800 (Golden)
- Arcane Dust Gained: 20 / 100 (Golden)
- Rarity: Rare
- Class: Neutral
- Card Type: Minion
- Minion Type: Mech
- Set: Kobolds and Catacombs
- Mechanics: Battlecry, Destroy Minion
Yass fck aggro stop playing these decks.. Oh wait against aggro u dont have time to play anything!
haha prince rogues can’t carry this
Mech synergy means this’ll be even better in Wild than Standard – and you get to kill Annoy-o-Tron with it!
Hey kids! Remember mechs? Every deck will likely run this. It’s amazing.
WOW what a powercreep ! Also plzz bring mechs back :[
THE END IS CO… I knew it
For Azjol Ner… oh shit
Is someone inj… Me
The light dims, but… we die
This card is INSANE.
So many uses for this card
Kills Doomsayers, Totems, fireflies, voidwalkers, Northshire Clerics, acolyte of pains, Armoursmiths, Crypt Lords, Scarabs from Spreading Plague, Stubborn Gastropods, Tainted Zealot, and P-P-P-PATCHES
Acts as an egg activator too
Its also removal when paired with Aldor Peacekeepr for paladin or pint-sized potion for priest
It even counters itself!
SO META
I forgot to mention Righteous Protector and Wax Elemental since divine shields and taunts are annoying to get through
I could see this card being used in tempo/midrange decks
And Malchezar’s Imp.
auto include in sooooo many decks
just for the tempo
Doomsayer slayer.
There is already a 2/2 that does that.
Welll but that one is mech and removes alooot more stuff