Chucklest Thou?

There shall be no elegiggles here today, every elemental in this list has been selected based on their seriousness and utter aversion to all things positive. The Confection Cyclone in particular desires incredible violence and bloodshed, so I’d steer clear of him. We all work to one purpose: living our lives in service to the great C’Thun. Our Elemental Allies don’t need frosty rays or evocative frivolity to achieve our ends; Great Lord C’Thun provides all the spells we would ever want to draw, and each elemental does its own job without any need for arcane assistance. And even if our Old God doesn’t reveal himself, at least there’s fireworks. Go forth and burn, splash, and zap your way to victory (and don’t forget to get some of the sentient cotton candy for 1000 gold a stick)!